Silence is the best reply to a fool.
- Imam Ali -عليه السلام (via thugzmansions)
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me to a white person:
what's your ethnicity
i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc
is it free
- every student ever when offered something
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my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
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